Saturday, October 29, 2005

JWH suicide bomber



Oh shit this things gonna detonate prematurely. I coulda redeemed myself

some more pieces from the archive

I'm going to post some cartoons etc from the "other" blogpaper since the image gallery there is out of order for some reason


New Washington Monument


- for the man who has everything -


A 21st Century Statue of Liberty






like the man says, you gotta give Aussies an A for effort

can't rule out a terrorist attack





I say, I can't rule out a terrorist attack, old man


The rest of the archival stuff I'll put down at the bottom by changing the date

Introducing Krusty, the PM

It was found that the populace had been so infantilised that politiians needed to develop an image that appealed to children.


The first attempts, however, were more disturbing than reassuring

Ministry of truth


Our mission is to maintain the news standard set by comical Ali ("the infidels are burning in their tanks") and the objectivity of the US presidency

This image is to remind those administering the truth of the high standards of dress and personal hygiene they are expected to uphold as employees of UNOCAL oil.

Russian Roulette

It's my world or the Underworld.

Slaves to a machine thats treats life as an economy of death. Where is joy when the brains hit the fan?

Australian Values lesson 1


How to combine the arrogance of power with a siege mentality? Just get in a few US born-again christians (Christians In Action) for a seminar

Or you could do worse than emulate our federal minister for education, whos got a chip on his shoulder about those POOR PEOPLE who showed him up at uni when it was a meritocracy. His kids won't have these unfair burdens to contend with, if daddy gets his way.

Or as he himself puts it; "One day, if you work real-ly hard, like me, you could end up be-com-ing the fed-er-al mem-ber for Brad-field, a ver-y res-pon-sib-le pos-i-tion. And if you work ver-y hard, without com-plain-ing, you might one day get that phone call from the prime mi-ni-ster, in-vit-ing one in-to the mi-ni-stry."

Baxter Floriade


It's amazing what a few flower beds can do for the atmosphere of a concentration camp

Friday, October 28, 2005

where the hell is my cartoon?


where the hell is my cartoon?

after uploading it (the image) and hitting done several times it still won't appear. Is there some secret incantation I'm missing?

Ahhh...
it does work sometimes, in Firefox

here is the logo for the imperial sanitary squad, produced for work for the dole (true). After all, our leaders stink, and you know who'll have to clean up the mess

Saturn eating his children


this is the first in an irregular sequence of cartoons the ministry of truth will make available as public need for propaganda and the news cycle dictate

Saturn eating his children, dedicated to the australian immigration department, ASIO and the atorney-general

Thursday, October 27, 2005

Minister at the Pain Mine



We have control of the means of production of pain. With economies of scale, and the tailoring of solutions made possible by IT, great advances can br made

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

We decide who COMES in this country


We decide who COMES in this country

and you'll have to piss in this cup before you get paid



The media insist upon totalitarian administration of your body to ensure moral, socially acceptable behaviour. It's all for your own good

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

grand ol state department sendoff



Introducing the first "husband/wife" team in the Presidency/State department since Kissinger and Nixon.

Note our suicide bomber PM making brown-eye jokes ... again